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Computer Mics and a Bad Cold

by District Office Washboards

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I saw you in the limelight Your turquoise hair is in my mouth And push and shove and keep our stance In this crowd we call a home Oh I need someone to keep me up Let me lean to stay alive So I don't need those powders and pills To help me kick and thrive Chorus: So swing me baby Hold me in your arms Keep me inside and fill my hear with pain Because I'm not happy Inflicting all this harm Unify our fleeting lives and push against the grain But I can't talk to you The words can't seem to form Your eyes they shine, your voice makes me pine For your beauty and your love I know my shoes seems dirty But I'll bleach them just for you I'm tired of this futile race to connect With a smart and satisfied girl Chorus What was your name?!
2.
If the last four weeks have been the same as the last year Please take a second to hear what I can spit I'm gonna make a set of plans and probably not pull through Because these last few days I really don't give a shit So get high, light a bowl, and sleep until tomorrow Get drunk, ride a bike, free yourself from sorrow No one deserves to feel lonely When you look the way I do You learn to get used to Spending everyday not trying to please someone And when you're not pleasing a girl or boy You're obviously pleasing yourself There are many different things you can do than just feel alone So jerk off, write a song, break apart the jail cell Read a book, snort some coke, or take all of your dog's pills No one Deserves to feel lonely But there's a time in the night when nothing seems to make sense Just go home, watch tv, watch the cats crawl across the fence and sing Along Get drunk, fuck yourself, make another bagel Don't burn, your fucking house down, and light another candle No one deserves to feel lonely
3.
I got the acid rain blues and I can't stand on solid ground again The water sprinkles down and my shoes get caked in mud I'm too bewildered to ask questions or to formulate my love My head pounds like thunder, feelings pulsing through my brain AND THE RAIN AND THE RAIN!!! I got the acid rain blues and I can't stand on solid ground again Tingles wrap their fingers down my back and round my spine My wits fall down in shambles and sprinkle around the pines My head pounds like thunder, feelings pulsing through my brain And The Rain AND THE RAIN!!! I hope I die of cancer with my heart buried inside My life will be in pieces and they're all locked in a lie I'll probably die alone or at least feel like I should But on my dying bed I'll never think about what could have been
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I have this feeling in my stomach It burns like acid rain Putting tears in my eyes and rocks in the sky Against authority They can't even run it They ignore our cries of pain It sounds like death and alcohol will finally fill my brain Chorus: There's something going on that I just can't explain It puts billions in their pockets, but riots fall like rain But I just can't wake up in the morning There's a war that's washing over THey've strapped bombs to all their children There's a car bomb in the horizon I see flames crawl across the sky There's men who take religion And force it on us all He spreads it on with dynamite and a motherfucking oil spill Chorus
5.
Been a long, long time; I have been playing things through in my mind. Prison equals narrative, and separation is damnation for our kind. You spent years chasing after a mess But easy livin' doesn't pay the rent. So put stakes in words and wastelands, leave the machinery for the rest. It was a smoke-filled room in Columbus in May Bottles on the ground in a desolate place, yeah. Baby, I must have missed you, but I can't remember feeling all that sad. I must have hit every bar in that town. I must have made a damn fool of myself. I woke up more than once on the sidewalk that year. But it's not crazy to gamble away all those Louisiana Hot Sauce rainy nights. It's not crazy to get your shoes and just start walking until the sun comes up. Got miles to go, still miles to get there. Maybe it'll be this car that makes it. But I am not an unconditional believer. I got more pockets than pennies these days And I keep coming up with reasons to leave this place. It's like honey spilled on the table: an invitation for another pest. But I got more space to fill. A few more breaths to breathe in. Something other than more time to sleep. But it's not crazy to gamble away all those Louisiana Hot Sauce rainy nights. It's not crazy to get your shoes and just start walking until the sun comes up. Got miles to go, still miles to get there. Maybe it'll be this car that makes it. But I am not an unconditional believer.
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There's nothing less cool than feeling exhausted from hours of not doing a damn thing at all. Not thrilling to chill, steal bandwidth and cable, give shouts to employers and wait for the call. There's a light shining out from the windowsill not content to project all day long. Maybe I could walk a little to the library. Closed. Maybe I could do this right for once. Get my ducks in a row and just stop talking trash or whatever they say. Make the bed, sweep the floor, shake the carpet and spray. Put my shit in a pile, on the top slap a post-it, “Don't worry, someday your skill set will be wanted.” Fuckin' A, everybody is a little tired, it's Wednesday. So at 10:00 I'm walking down a chilly Boerum to Broadway. And it's you and me and a tallboy of Colt 45 or Bud Light. What's the cheapest one? Get through one more night. I drink fast, I don't savor. Each way takes an hour and at twelve, I'll be gone
7.
You know, my little woman, don't you know it's true When you're with another man, you make me feel so blue Bullet to my brain, electric shock to my heart When you stare into my eyes, I feel you tear me apart Your eyes make me quive and your voice shakes through my bones, when you're with another man I'll bash his head in with a stone My babe, you're gonna kill me dead The only relief is to turn these brown eyes blood shot red
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I'm drunk when I'm off work I'm drunk when I go in I'm slipping off the hood of the car of my best friend And the drinks they help the scars from your love and his car They both leave me lying on the floor I miss listening to the sound of you sleep I miss talking about nothing for hours What I wish I could see, is that look that you give me When nothing else matters at all I wake up when it's noon My pants are always off It's so hard to wake up to no one So I jerk off to Sundance It reminds me of you We used to stay up late drinking Kettle One I miss pouring and sipping on our booze With you I never felt like I could lose We were two big mistakes, but never were we fake And nothing else matters at all Oh I hate my fucking life I wish that I was dead But the pain will always stay in my head I'll jump off a bridge Or maybe from a plane I'll still find a way to get me dead

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Album artwork courtesy of Allison Negrete

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released February 20, 2014

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