This is an album that I made at a confusing time in my life. I'd realized I'd spent too much money on drugs and decided the best alternative would be to stop, or at least just hard drugs. Every time I felt shitty or I wanted to get high, I'd grab a pencil and start writing and eventually I'd find out what I'd want. These songs combine feelings of loneliness, apathy, greed, lust, and anger. Please, treat them like you would somebody's kid.
Thank you to all my friends and family who have ever helped me in any small way by cheering me up when shit hit the fan, giving me ideas for songs, or just being there to talk to when the world was a piece of shit. You know who you are.
Oh, and it's for Johnny Depp 'cause it's his birthday.
released June 10, 2013
District Office Washboards is:
Eric Miller - Drums on all tracks except noted, guitar, ukelele, accordion, and piano
Haley Pinney - Drums on 'Unicron,' Vocals on 'Unicron,' 'Hazzzy Romance,' and 'James Bartlett's Teeth."
Tristan Kuszmaul - Vocals on 'Unicron'
Uriah Ferreira - Album cover artwork and general band cheerleader